The departures lounge
The Canadians we brag about most nearly all had to leave to become worth bragging about. The country's contribution was the plane ticket.
We believe young Canadians shouldn't have to choose between two per cent and a one-way ticket. We're building a party to bring Canada and the United States into one democratic union, and to reopen both constitutions for renewal.
Stay, and you get two per cent. Two per cent growth, two per cent raises, and about two per cent of the ambition you started with. Except we can't even do two per cent anymore.
Two per cent used to be the floor we complained about. Now it's a ceiling we can't reach.
The Canadians we brag about most nearly all had to leave to become worth bragging about. The country's contribution was the plane ticket.
In any industry, ambition runs through three unaffordable cities. In a united country, a young Canadian could also choose Omaha, Phoenix, Houston, Portland, or Nashville.
Are your dreams bigger than a public service job? Bigger than a pension, a parking spot, and thirty years of waiting your turn? Then you need the reforms this party was founded to deliver.
“That’s a country’s worth of talent, and the country’s contribution was the plane ticket.”From The Maple Exit
Led by the prime minister himself. Mark Carney needed an Irish passport to get hired by Goldman Sachs in London, and that career is what got him hired by the Bank of Canada. Years later, as chair of Brookfield Asset Management, he oversaw its head office's move from Toronto to New York. The door out exists. Only some families know where it is.
| Name | From | To | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mark Carney | Edmonton | London | Departed |
| Ryan Reynolds | Vancouver | Los Angeles | Departed |
| Elon Musk | Kingston | Philadelphia | Departed |
| James Naismith | Ottawa Valley | Springfield, Mass. | Departed |
| Malcolm Gladwell | Elmira, Ont. | Washington | Departed |
| Todd McFarlane | Calgary | Tempe, Ariz. | Departed |
| Neil Young | Winnipeg | Los Angeles | Departed |
| Justin Bieber | Stratford | Atlanta | Departed |
| Frank Gehry | Toronto | Los Angeles | Departed |
| James Cameron | Ontario | Los Angeles | Departed |
| Mike Myers | Scarborough | New York | Departed |
| Lorne Michaels | Toronto | New York | Departed |
| Martin Short | Hamilton | Los Angeles | Departed |
| Jim Carrey | Toronto | Los Angeles | Departed |
| Keanu Reeves | Toronto | Los Angeles | Departed |
| Sandra Oh | Ottawa | Los Angeles | Departed |
| Brookfield Asset Mgmt. | Toronto | New York | Head office relocated |
All fifty states and ten provinces, ranked by output per person in 2024 (economist Trevor Tombe). Ontario is the red dot. Louisiana beat us. So did forty-two other states.
People call Canada a walled garden. It isn't. It's a walled tundra. It's a bog. Not a single flower.
Anyone who has built a life across borders knows what it's like to be locked out of your own bank because you don't have a Canadian phone number, or to land here and find your credit history no longer counts.
In a continental union, an international life stops being an edge case. If you came here to build something bigger than where you started, this party is for you.
“The system isn’t cruel. It just can’t imagine you.”From The Maple Exit
Joining would reopen both constitutions for the first time in generations. A union would turn a dusty, stark democracy back into the living organ it was always meant to be. America needs that as badly as we do.
Abortion, guns, and health care don't need to be national, and a nation doesn't need agreement on them to be a nation. Let each state decide, and let the results do the arguing.
“Unforced consensus is simply democracy still in the making.”
It stays a state decision. A state that wants public health care keeps it. That's what states are for.
Every attempt to fix our constitution ends in the same fight over Quebec. As a state, Quebec would run its own language, schools, and culture by right.
Only the lucky, the gifted, and the well-connected. We're proposing to take everybody.
We'd be gaining a vote in the most powerful one. Care about climate change? Canada produces under two per cent of the world's emissions. A vote in Washington moves the dial.
America needs renewal as badly as we do. Its constitution has it stuck too.
No. Canadian law allows donations only from Canadian citizens and permanent residents, and we follow it to the letter.
“Canada has plenty of cockroaches of its own.”India's chief justice called unemployed young people cockroaches. Within a week, a satirical Cockroach Janta Party had more Instagram followers than the ruling party. Ottawa should take note.
Now accepting auditions for King Cockroach. Must be young, unemployed, and ready to dream. We already have a king. He doesn’t live here either. Apply below.
Founding members make registration possible. You must be 18 or older and eligible to vote in Canada. When it's time to file with Elections Canada, we'll ask founding members to sign the official declaration.